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Gay porn

1. Makes your toenails grow.

2. Sideways.
Dude, your toe-nails are Gay Porn!”
by Hele53 June 22, 2021
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Squidward Torture Porn

A particularly bad episode of SpongeBob Squarepants where the character Squidward is the constant subject of pain and suffering - often in a tasteless manner.
Bro 1: "Dude, I got poop on my dick from doing anal with my girl."

Bro 2: "Damn that sucks on baby. Anyways, would you like to watch some SpongeBob."

Bro 1: "Sure as long as it's not a Squidward Torture Porn."
by reptilelegitfan November 1, 2025
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hentai midget porn

Person 2: Ayo bro wanna watch some “hentai midget porn?”
Person 1: Hell yeah bro!
Person 2: ight lets do it
by jayke0655 December 23, 2020
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Porn

S*x and C*m
I want to do what they do on Porn
by anonymous November 26, 2023
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Furry porn watcher

A guy with brown hair thats lanky as fuck gets 0 play and usually has a name starting with M and ending with N.
Also often wathes hentai in class.
this furry porn watcher in my class is annoying as fuck I hate him I dont care about his damn pokemon cards
by afioasio February 21, 2024
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Speculation Porn

When the media doesn't have any facts, but they need headlines, so they theorize several unlikely scenarios in order to create a story. Speculation porn is like political erotic fiction for people who get off by fantasizing about scenarios for their favorite political figures.
Donald Trump went to the hospital today and in the last 24 hours the media has produced more speculation porn than Brazzers. They wrote headlines about 7 different people who could take over as President before the White House even released a statement.
by ModeratelyOutraged October 11, 2020
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Porn

wtf you searchin' for? you already know what porn is, so why search it up? heres a sentence anyways.
his mom got on his computer and typed "p" on his computer and found the search "pornhub".
by randomlightskinnedblackkid March 10, 2024
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