Laying a snake

To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.

Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.

by Layingsnakeismygame April 8, 2022

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Snake faggy

used when a person (typically male) does not like another person. Typically this person wants to snap someones neck. This person does not have many friends, they start a lot of fights. They usually seek attention from the opposing gender.

Rijad: "I am going to snap your neck, you snake faggy"

replying..
Jaxen: "Please"

by shogun8322 May 9, 2018

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Snake eyes

Someone who has dark, mysterious,evil eyes, and turns out to be a fake friend.

Man he's got snake eyes, look how dark and evil they look, he's a skeng.

by Savage little shit July 20, 2016

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Jake the Snake

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.

Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.

by StopJake2017 April 2, 2017

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