When a guy and a chick are having sex and hes ready to cum, he takes a hit of weed, blows it in her face, farts in her face, jizzes on her face, and then bitch slaps her twice. The combination of the weed and fart creates a cool sensation that feels like someone is smokin a reefer through their asshole.
Dan: Dude, i was fuckin this chick and i gave her a misty fuck slap.
Bob: Man, i tried that once, but when i tried to fart i accidently shit on her face.
Bob: Man, i tried that once, but when i tried to fart i accidently shit on her face.
by Brisk222 July 14, 2009
Get the Misty Fuck Slapmug. When your man pulls out to come, you put your hand up and catch some of his jizz, then shove it in his face.
He was trying to aim for my face, so I decided to give him a taste of his own medicine by dirty bitch slapping him.
by ChazMMichael July 6, 2011
Get the Dirty Bitch Slapmug. by Anna6789 October 15, 2019
Get the Slap a blonde daymug. When you ask your bitch a question that she damn well ought to know and she says "I don't know." You then proceed to slap said bitch like she stole something and say "Now you know and knowing is half the battle."
by Agora March 25, 2008
Get the GI Joe Slapmug. the art of receiving oral sex and right before you blow your load you pull out a twenty dollar bill, nut on it and then proceed to slap it to the side of the slut's head, leaving a sticky, but financially rewarding result.
by akhlys December 29, 2008
Get the prostitute pimp-slapmug. "I'm about to bitch slap the hoe"
by Meagan Kimberly January 11, 2008
Get the bitch slap the hoemug. klervo- "look at that bitch getting a dripping dick slap"
dervo- "yeah she looks like she wont be getting up"
dervo- "yeah she looks like she wont be getting up"
by klervo slerterno May 26, 2008
Get the dripping dick slapmug.