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social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons.

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Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard, unless you want to lol in the remake of the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin.
by Sexydimma March 5, 2014
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Retard Pancake

When 12 or more men diagnosed with Down Syndrome work out in the sun, and or a hot room untill extremely sweaty. Then proceed to perform oral and anal sexual acts on one another. While a group of scientists observe and take notes.
- Hey Tommy, did you see that epic retard pancake in the walgreens parking lot last night? It looked so good i almost joined.

- It smells like a retard pancake in that bathroom!

- 5 days of the week I go down the special education hallway and catch them retard pancaking and it smells like a dead body in a restroom where someone shit in a toilet for a decade without flushing.
by Jesus C. Christ May 15, 2022
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Retard

A delay or hold back in terms of progress or development. So yeah, pretty much the definition of Trumps decision during the pandemic.
Stop acting like a Trump! i mean... a retard!
by NoahNotVegan May 15, 2020
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Go full retard

To party in such way that all future consequences are ignored.
First weekend before vacation, let's go full retard!
by Enno Heueman October 18, 2023
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She fucked the retard

He is retarded.
Hym "She fucked the retarded and even if you had spoken to her (which you likely hace and Stephen Bannel has clearly already spoken to the retard) you would still be doing this. Making up counter-veiling fictions and stealing from people who are better than you so you can say 'oh well we just can't know anything'. None of this makes her any less of a retard molesting whore or him less of a retard. I don't care or need to know how you imagine they feel. And you only feel comfortable doing this because I am a man and this is a pretty clear example of male to male sexism buttressed by actual bigotry.
by Hym Iam July 30, 2025
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retarded banan

A retarded banan is a banan thats it not a funkunal member of our society. It is probely ofended if you find them beacuse ther live in grupps of five or six.

To get away retarded bananas You need Memz for your computer. A USB is best for the jobb and you plug the USB in the ass of the retarded banana.
Jeff- I have retarded Bananas.
Gangster prankster- yass, you have relly retarded.
Jeff- let's go to the store and get a USB.
by Kaptenkalsipp May 22, 2017
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Retard

The word “Retard” is used to offend a most likely disabled person. For example: a person that has a learning disability. From personal experience being called a retard is very hurtful to me and it left me thinking I was useless and utterly stupid (which I am but whatever). Just don’t use it unless u can actually use it. It’s a bad slur and yeah for whoever is reading this remember to drink water everyday and have a great day :)
Person 1: what a retard.
Person 2: *is offended and just feels sad now*
Person 3: hey what did He/she/they/ *input pronouns here* Do to u? (person 2)
Person 1: they have a learning disability
Person 3: well that wasn’t very nice. They need an apology.
Person 2: *happy*
Person 1: Sorry dude I noticed that was kinda messed up. Forgive me?
Person 2: yeah now let’s go listen to mindless self indulgence or something
by Robin<3 December 19, 2020
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