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metally retarded 

The state of being that results after an individual has become SUCH a heavy metal fan, that they lose their sense of reality. Their entire life becomes a "Metalfest" of just sitting in their apartment or parent's basement and headbanging to any form of heavy metal all day long.
"Hey, have you seen jake?"

"Nah, I think he was up all night watching Headbanger's Ball and listening to Rammstein."

"Damn man, that guy is just metally retarded."
metally retarded by Nowherrmann April 14, 2008

retarded 

firm, first-rate, fit, fixed, focused, formal, forward, free spirit, fresh, fruitful, full, full of life, gay, genius, gentle, gentlemen, genuine, giddy, giving hope, glorious, good, good, good dice, good sport, good-doer, good-for-something, graceful, great, greatly courageous, grounded in sense, guided, gutsy, happy, hardworking, has a place, has guts, healthy, heightened, hero, heroic, high, high-born, high-ranking, honest, honorable, hope, hopeful, huge, humane, humble, hygienic, imaginative, important, in advance, in front, inclusive, independent, indispensable, individual, intelligent, intelligent, intentional, interesting, jolly, kind, kindly, kindly, ladies, lawful, leader, left in perfection, legitimate, lived, lively, logical, lovable, lovable, loved, macroscopic, magnificent, main, main character, major, manly, many layers, matter-of-fact, mature, meaningful, meriting, merry, mindful, mobile, model citizen, modest, momentous, moral, mosaic, necessary, needed, new, noble, normal, not in vain, not odd, not superficial, objective, on point, on purpose, on the right path, on the spot, on-time, original, outgoing, perceptive, perfect, permanent, persuasive, pertaining to, piquant, planned, plausible, playful, pleasant, plenty, plump mind, pointed, practicable, practical, precious, present, prize, probable, producing, profitable, proficient, prosperous, proud, provident, pure, pure within and without, purposed, purposeful, purposeful, quick, rational, rational, real
Russel is retarded.
retarded by Gossamer Willowfly July 10, 2011
How predictive text on a nokia phone assumes you spell Reuben.

Type Reuben on your phone while predictive text is on. Result is Retardo. Can be awkward if they are a friend as calling someone retardo – as I’ve recently learned – is offensive. Sorry Reubz!
Retardo by Emzah83 April 17, 2009

retarded 

reasonable, refined, related, relevant, renewed, reputable, reputable, resolute, responsible, resulting in, rich, righteous, romantic, sane, satisfactory, sensible, sensical, sensing, sensitive, sententious, sentimental, serious, serious, shining, significant, sincere, smart, smooth, sociable, solid, something, somewhere, sophisticated, soulful, special, specific, spinted, stable, stand ground, standing, standing tall, steadfast, steady, strong, strong-hearted, strong-minded, strong-minded, stylish, suave, substantial, succeeded, succeeding, successful, sufficient, supreme, swan, sweet, sympathetic, tactful, thinking, thoughtful, titanic, to the purpose, toned, top, treasurable, treasure, treasured, true, truthful, unassailable, unassuming, uncompressed, uncorrupt, uncovert, undiscriminatory, undisputed, undoubtable, undoubting, unexpendable, unfrightened, unique, unloathsome, unmeasly, unpaniced, unperturbable, unpretentious, unquitting, unreplaceable, unridiculable, unrushed, unscared, unshabby, unshallow, unshameful, unstale, unsubmissive, untiring, untrifling, untrivial, untrumped, unvanishing, unwasting, unwavering, unwearied, up, upgraded, uplifting, usable, useful, varied, warm, wel-formed, well-advised, well-carried, well-considered, well-done, well-focusd, well-mannered, well-rounded, well-spoken, well-valued, well-wired, whole, winner, wise, with a home, with purpose, with reason, without need for repent, witty, witty, wonderful, working, worth, worthwhile, worthy.
Russel is retarded.
retarded by Gossamer Willowfly July 10, 2011

sexually retarded 

1.a slang term to describe a prudish, old-fashioned person.

2.to describe a middle-aged person who doesn't like or hates pornography

3.A slang term describing a person who scared to death of sex.

"Sabrina is so sexually retarded cause she doesn't want a sexual relationship"

"My dad is sexually retarded cause he doesn't want me to use the internet or watch HBO"

"Hank, my next door neighbor is so sexually retarded, he freaks out when he sees a tampon commercial"

sexually retarded by wiil December 28, 2008
One who actually believe's David Icke's theory that the shadowy elite bankers that run our world are actually SHAPE SHIFTING REPTILIAN ALIENS
"HA, That guy was quoting Arizona Wilder, you know, a total reptard"
REPTARD by VLERN October 16, 2008

Sofa King Retarded 

An insult used for hate (when said really fast is pronounced so fuckin retarded)