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pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012
mugGet the pigs and cows don't flymug.

pig brain

The loss of all rational thought as a person is overcome with an inhuman urge to gorge on fatty junk food and let themselves completely go.
Brian, barely able to breathe and struggling to remain upright through the onset of a severe food coma, blamed pig brain taking him over as he reached for another box of donuts.
by Analytico April 6, 2023
mugGet the pig brainmug.

shiggy pig

Shiggy pig is the name of my guiney pig, remember this and cherish the knowledge forever
mugGet the shiggy pigmug.

Roffle Pig

A wee little piggy with a curly tail and a keen nose for roffles, specially trained by roffle farmers to sniff out only the freshest, juiciest roffles on teh intarwebs.
"Jesus H Buddah, I'm bored off my tits today"

"Don't worry, I'll send my roffle pig out to find something to entertain you, he always knows where to find the best shit online."
by MonkeyPig July 30, 2009
mugGet the Roffle Pigmug.

Pig Fun

When you wrap your dick in bacon then pork her from behind.
"Hey man did you have Pig Fun last night?"
"Yeah it was awesome, I used maple bacon and her pussy taste like pancakes now"
by dankman6969 April 15, 2020
mugGet the Pig Funmug.

Trash pig

A trash pig is the individual at the lunch table that throws away everybody's shit. Typically the trash pig is a bottom feeder of the friend group and its almost instinctual to dump your trash onto their tray.
Matheus you’re the trash pig, so shut up stupid bitch and throw my shit away.
by matheus❤️anal April 30, 2024
mugGet the Trash pigmug.

gingle berri pig

a gingle berri pig is a nookie not a snookie.
by pablo picasso123 December 24, 2010
mugGet the gingle berri pigmug.

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