rolling one out

When someone roles their dick on the ground.

Sorry I missed your call I was rolling one out.

by Rbomb04 November 14, 2014

Roll, Bowl, or Bong?

A method of determining a fellow stoner's preferred method of smoking.

Roll refers, of course, to rolling, be it joints, spliffs, blunts, what have you.

Bowl, the widest category, can refer to pipes, bubblers, oners, or any other variety of device that has a loadable bowl and a method of inhalation.

Bong refers to the ubiquitous water pipe, be it an awe-inspiring ten footer or a meager sports drink bottle.

All categories have their own benefits and drawbacks, and it is not wise to question someone else's opinion. Stick to what you like and stay happy.

Stoner 1: Yo man, I heard you smoke.

Stoner 2: Totes magotes man. You smoke?

Stoner 1: Ye man. Roll, Bowl, or Bong?

Stoner 2: Booooooooooong fo sho!

Stoners 1 and 2: *bubbling noise*

by Strangelove, Ph.D. June 09, 2011

Roll a nut log

Take a dump

Hey Mikey, I gotta roll a nut log before we head to the beach.

by Royalz November 11, 2015

Rolling on a bean

A line on a Kodak black song , roll in peace, this means that the pearson has a damaged kidney and is rolling on their side in pain, thus can also mean that their kidney was stolen by a lady of the night and they are planning to commit suicide

I can't even go to sleep

I'm rolling on a bean

by Che gg April 06, 2018

as old as the Rolling Stones

Quite simply, since the "World's Greatest Rock'N'Roll Band" is still around today (they formed in 1962), they still put out great albums ("A Bigger Bang" is REALLY good!), they still deliver great shows (I saw them live in 1997), as well as the fact they invented hard rock which set the foundation for many more styles like heavy metal, punk rock and more, and most of the original rock'n'rollers are either dead (Chuck Berry and Little Richard are exceptions) or the original superstar bands are disbanded then this term refers to age and generations. Yet the Stones still draw in so many fans of all ages because they're still vibrant and alive despite their years. Because of their legendary ground-breaking status the Rolling Stones are also nicknamed the Granddaddies of Rock'N'Roll, or similar appelations.

I saw Live 8 on TV. I saw Will Smith do a brief set and up next was the psychedelic rock powerhouse Pink Floyd. Of the four musicians, bassist Roger Waters looked the best - he sported a shock of gray hair, yet he still had all his hair. On the other hand, what hair guitarist David Gilmour had left was thinning and nearly white and he had a paunch. Drummer Nick Mason and keyboardist Richard Wright (R.I.P.) had their hair salt and pepper laced with gray. Still, they played really well. It's sad to realize that this was to be the last Pink Floyd show ever but this unforgettable evening was a wonderful way for the band to make their fare-dee-well. After I saw this I switched off the boob tube and told my folks about it outside. I had seen Pink Floyd live in 1994 and they looked different (older) in 2005. My dad said "What do you figure? Pink Floyd is as old as the Rolling Stones". Well, Pink Floyd DID form before I was born. Who will carry the torch? Richard Wright, R.I.P.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 01, 2009

maine lobstah roll

the act of fucking a girl while on her period followed by a session of titty fucking ending in ejaculation on her chin

"ayuh, i gave the missus one wicked maine lobstah roll last night! you should see the blood on her tits!"

by dirt dog mcdickerson September 17, 2008

B-Rolling

A small movement that began on a message board. Similar to Rick Rolling when a person says they have a creditable link and posts a video. This video happens to be of Fall Out Boy's rendition of Beat It.

LOLZ you just got your earz raped by a b-roll!1

I can't believe I just clicked that.

MICHEAL JACKSON SHOUd SUE!@!!1!1 B-ROLLING IS HORRIBLE TO MY SPERM!!

by The Pepsi Plunge Guy August 27, 2008