Cookie monster

Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol

Jakob becomes a cookie monster when mom goes grocery shopping and buys cookies

by Kickass mother December 29, 2024

Monster Ballzack

N. An alcoholic beverage comprised of vodka, Midori, sweet and sour, with a splash of lemon lime soda.

"I think I will enjoy a nice big monster ballzack tonight with dinner."

by Biskithedd January 13, 2009

Monster

Monster is the word used in the Warrior Cat franchise for anything with a motor. The cats believe they are living creatures and that most are aggressive towards animals.

A lawnmower is a small monster, while a truck is a big one.

by Citris October 19, 2021

Polish monster

A giant penis, like a large fat polish sausage

Oh my gosh Jacob, you've got a polish monster dong!

by Big Sausage Squirter August 25, 2019

Monster Crash

Similar affect that occurs after a sugar/caffeine high; more specifically after drinking a Monster energy drink and the affects wear off.

Dude, I think Kyle is gonna pass out. He's on a major Monster Crash!

by Urban Dicks Are Hairy July 16, 2019

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"May we all be mud monsters"

by DefiniteIyNotCoveredlnShit September 18, 2021

ugly monster

A big penis or a cock

My ugly monster is gonna rip your throat!!

by 4744jay October 30, 2017