fascinating new thing

A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.

Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....

by Crow June 1, 2006

New England Social

The act of dressing up in one's best apparel before commencing sexual intercourse, or during sexual intercourse. Tuxedo's, gowns, dresses, suits, etc....

Steve held a New England Social at his apartment.

by John 007 June 29, 2006

muppet news flash

a piece of news which is wholly unnecessary and redundant, yet manages to insult your common sense and logic.

Hey Kevin, muppet news flash - the boss is a prick.

by scissorhands June 15, 2008

Ghetto News Flash!!!

Text messages for breaking news in a dramatic fashion, connecting friends that may have not witnessed an event or outrages act amongst friends with only 10% of it being fact... keke

For instant the true story- Captain, got his first job interview of the year, it only took 6 months to get, but during the drug test he ran out because he knew he wouldn't pass...

Now the Ghetto News Flash!!! verison of the event... Ghetto News Flash!!! Captain just took his drug test, used his girls pee, and when he got the results he find out that his girl was 3 weeks pregnant... TSH... Oh and he didn't get the job... keke

by Bealuv, Captain July 1, 2009

New Track Syndrome

When a musician of any genre (although the term is more often used for hip-hop artists and producers) creates a new song in which they enjoy upon the first couple of listens, but then the next morning they realize that what they had made is absolute garbage. This individual has been a victim of New Track Syndrome.

I made an awesome new song last night but I listened to it again this morning and it seems like it was just new track syndrome or something because the song sucks!

by iitsMOOKIE February 23, 2009

Fox News Disciple

An avid follower of Fox News who faithfully and unquestionably agrees with all their opinions, reposts countless articles on Facebook, and disagrees with claims (factual or not) made by any other news source.

Jim Bob is a real Fox News Disciple.

by Golf Romeo Hotel May 24, 2018

New Years Repeat

When the host of the home or party you're going to for New Years is still giving you plastic hats and blow horns to celebrate with that say 2000 on them. Happy millenium everybody!

Richard: Hey Phil isn't it ironic how Stew is still has us wearing New Years hats from the year 2000? It's like a New Years Repeat.
Phil: What do you expect from a cheap ass son of a gun like him?

by tralalalalalalalla December 31, 2008