Socking

A cross between Docking and Sounding where one male sounds and then with another starts docking. As they interlock, the reed is shared between their urethras, making a more pleasureful experience.

"Do you think Jeff will ever stop glazing LeBron?"
"Of course not, he's probably imagining socking with LeBron as we speak, and I think I will too".

by MrPenisMan69 September 15, 2025

Walmart Socks

Socks on a Walmart mannequin that have been removed, drowned in nut, and placed back on the mannequin to solidify.

Dude 1: "Dude, I just found some RANCID Walmart socks."
Dude 2: "Ohhhh yeah my bad Dude that was me."

by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 18, 2025

Wet sock lover

Someone who enjoys the feeling of wearing wet socks.

Greg is a wet sock lover.

by Larry_n March 25, 2022

blend my socks

When you are just so mad at something, you can’t help but want to blend your socks

The act of putting socks in the blender due to rage

That post was so idiotic it made me want to blend my socks
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by Soulflared April 8, 2022

pink sock

pink sock, november 1st, day is when a guy has to ask a girl out and she has to leave him on read for 2 hours and facetime her friends at night and figure out what to say because she doesnt really like him

Susan: omg its 1 november, its pink sock day today!

Lucy: shoot i hope Sam doesn't ask me out, i don't even really like him!

by h1234i2345 May 28, 2021

Collecting Socks

Taking that ass.

Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS THE WHOLE TIME I WAS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD. FOR ANN HOUR AND A HALF STRAIGHT I WAS COLLECTING THEM BOYS!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.

by Millimeter Beter March 20, 2019

Gooey Sock

Something every male should know about.

1: "Aye mayne, yo bitch hit me wit yo gooey sock!"

by Jody99 April 12, 2015