Ghetto jet

A delapidated vehicle presumibly uninsured, soley used to circumnavigate the hood. It is understood that if the vehicle leaves the confines of the ghetto it will instantly be pulled over and impounded.

Look at that Ghetto Jet with broken taillights and a hood that won't close making it's rounds from the liquor store to the bodega.

by The answer is always Pork Roll June 29, 2023

Ghetto vikings

A failed wannabe cult 'nightclub' lead by a known abuser.

"Did you go to ghetto vikings at hall pass last night?" "No, I can't stand the narcissism that radiates from the owner"

by BristolBadger May 31, 2024

mental ghetto

noun

1. A confining or overwhelming mental environment characterized by stress or saturation.
2. A rigid and unchangeable pattern of thinking or belief.

1. "After weeks of intense study, the library became his mental ghetto."
2. "She was stuck in her mental ghetto and resisted considering alternative viewpoints."

by pixnoria June 25, 2024

Ghetto Brick

A non-profit based out of Bakersfield, CA.

How did all those kids get free backpacks?

Oh that's just The Ghetto Brick Foundation doing good for the community.

by ScrooogeMcDuuck June 28, 2024

Geezer Ghetto

Age restricted retirement community

I don't want to live in some Geezer Ghetto where you have to be ancient to get in.

by Baby KaBoomer April 5, 2025

Ghetto Pest Control

When you throw boiling water down the drains everyday to keep the roaches from crawling up through them.

"What are you cooking Mom?"
"Oh nothing son, just gonna throw that boiling water down the drains because it's time for our daily ghetto pest control."

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

Ghetto Toast

A couple of pieces of bread and some maple syrup, to save money on all the ingredients necessary for french toast.

"What did you have for breakfast this morning?"
"Just a couple of eggs and some ghetto toast. I don't know how I'm gonna pay my rent!"

by Publius0987 April 13, 2025