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Donkey cute

when you are so ugly you're cute
Steve is donkey cute
The donkey from Shrek is donkey cute
by BeStEvErRrR! September 2, 2011
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factual donkey

Omg! You are so smart, like a factual donkey.
by Factual donkey April 11, 2024
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kinda donkey

someone who is uncool, unfair, or unskilled
by mega5 September 18, 2021
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fog donkey

An honest person in a room full of fools.
Name is a real fog donkey, they always tell the truth even when everyone else thinks something else is happening.
by Kollies October 4, 2022
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Donkey punch

A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.

Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy
"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"

"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"
by Lover of cocks December 22, 2021
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Donkey wonk

A rude nickname for something that is frustrating you and you don't know what to say.
printer: *no paper*

“it has paper you fucking donkey wonk”
by Donkeywonk November 17, 2023
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Anthropomorphic Labor Donkey

Insulting name for human beings, especially those of Hispanic or African America heritage. Traditionally used to describe how they perform during physical labor.
"Look at these anthropomorphic labor donkeys, out working in the cotton fields"
by retardius maximus January 5, 2023
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