Dad

Something you will never have

Person 1: yo whats your dads name
Person 2: whats a dad

by Emo goose 🖤⛓😭 April 30, 2022

dads

a thing that left cause his pull out game was terrible

no dads only moms

by ijazakalaza September 7, 2022

e-dad

An old dude who sells his nudes to thirsty gay dudes and thots who have severe daddy issues. They typically have an onlyfan page where they post their dick pics on.

Some nigga: "Yo Taquisha, your dad an e-dad."
Taquisha: "A what?"
Some nigga: "He keeps on posting his bulge on Instagram."
Taquisha: "Nigga how the fuck do you know that?!"
Some nigga: "Because I'm thirsty, shut yo bitch ass up before I eat yo daddy's ass."

by Someone on the internet April 5, 2019

Bluffs Dad

During the year 1939 American German Scientist, Oschwald Fritz was growing genetically modified potato’s. The first potato they engineered was named the “Bluff”, with a variety of modifications done to the offspring of the original, the final potato nicknamed “Bluffs Dad” was finalized in the year 1942, these potatoes were used during wartime but were eventually disposed of after the side effects were noticed. The last Bluffs Dad is left under keen watch by a couple in America. Most facts of this last potato are confidential.

P1: Hey dude have you ever met Bluffs Dad?
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. October 16, 2023

Dadding

The act of leaving a person, in real life, so that they can be lonely. This only applies to certain games. "league" or have the name "Hairy"

Whilst, I was sipping my elegant cup of tea, I saw a certain guy named hairy with his dad "dadding".

by Hairymun May 17, 2022

Teen dad

A male under 21 Especially in the ages 10-20 that had 1+ children

Teen dads man

by 459395 March 18, 2023

My dad’s foot

Slang for penis.

Do you want to see my dad’s foot?” as you whip out your Johnson.

by Todisa August 11, 2025