Dad

some stranger who your mom says is half of you

Terrence-Who is that
Mom-It's your dad
Terrence-Who

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 10, 2021

Dad

Type of male human who usually goes missing after his son is born

The gif below shows an extremely rare moment where the dad returns after all these years

My dad went to buy milk and now he's been missing for 27 years

by dlvi March 12, 2021

gon's dad

an absent bitch

gon's dad "man fuck jean ugly ass bitch"

by ugly turtle March 12, 2021

Bachelor Dad

Everything a father would do and be like minus the wife and kids.

Julia: “Wow look at how great Tim is with our kids and dog, I can’t believe he doesn’t have his own family.
Tim: “Yeah, he’s a great bachelor dad.”

by TimArmstrong March 13, 2021

a whole dad

A Fine man or Boy

Oh he cute he a whole dad

by Nainai$22 March 13, 2021

Dad

Something you don't have. Roasted.

Player 1: You got shit on that's why you don't have a dad. Player 2: How did you know?

by Tyler Blevins March 15, 2021

best ok dad in the world

hes just ok

dad i got you this mug that says your the best ok dad in the world

by eeeeeeeeee.e March 18, 2021