by ILOVECHRISCROCKER October 19, 2010
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Hey man, did you see Tymon and his buddies waving that dime bag around? What a bunch of gram crackers.
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Get the Crackers mug.1) A woman that has birthed two or more children that are less than 12 months apart.
2) A woman that marries a guy and conceives relatively, imediately - generally on the honeymoon.
2) A woman that marries a guy and conceives relatively, imediately - generally on the honeymoon.
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Get the crackerback mug.An illiness which causes those suffering from it to covert and become obsessive of other people and their belongings. Typically causes those afflicted with it to become real nasty lying scum, hated near and far, openly and behind their backs.
The feeling you get when you envy other people’s stuff, belongings, land, culture or property in general.
White man: “I’m in a bad mood!”
Friend: “why?”
White man: “Jordan’s got a bigger house than mine with good land around it. He’s got a beautiful wife, makes good music and dances well. I feel like making some shit up so I can justify taking it off of him.”
Friend: “Oh dear, sounds like you are suffering from a bad case of Crackeritist. The early stages are envy, greed, scheming to steal other people’s stuff under false pretext and generally being a two faced sneeky cunt, then followed by theft, denial and outright lies to keep said stuff. The disease also gets passed onto your children.”
White man: “I’m in a bad mood!”
Friend: “why?”
White man: “Jordan’s got a bigger house than mine with good land around it. He’s got a beautiful wife, makes good music and dances well. I feel like making some shit up so I can justify taking it off of him.”
Friend: “Oh dear, sounds like you are suffering from a bad case of Crackeritist. The early stages are envy, greed, scheming to steal other people’s stuff under false pretext and generally being a two faced sneeky cunt, then followed by theft, denial and outright lies to keep said stuff. The disease also gets passed onto your children.”
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