Hard attack

A hard attack like a heart attack but a little different. Hard attack - When you’re so horny that your penis requires more blood than your heart is capable of pumping therefore creating pressure in the blood vessels. If this goes on for too long the vessels burst and you either lose your penis or die.

Me: dude Jessica is so fine I think she’s gonna give me a hard attack.

Dude: yeeeeaaaaa meeeeee

by Penkid69 May 16, 2022

math is hard

so is life...

get over it!

Kid: Mom, math is hard!
Mother: So is life, get over it!

by man367519 May 18, 2022

Hard

Oh, yeah, I was thinking about doing that.

Iam "I don't know... It sounds hard."

Hym "Can you believe this guy? I'm more concerned with crushing my foes... And chopping my tits off.... And getting a million dollars... And getting out of the cage.... I don't see how any of that accomplishes any of this things."

Iam "I don't think we would do very well... Sorry..."

Hym "Let me out of the cage!!!"

by Hym Iam May 22, 2022

Try-hard

Someone who gives it their 150%, plus an extra 20%, even though they probably only can give 30%.

That Isaiah kid is a real try-hard.

by The Band CAMINO December 14, 2021

Try hard

Sam McIntosh

Sam is a freakin try hard. He tries so hard not to smile when talking to me. It’s embarrassing. He can’t help but admit me (a girl) is funny!

by Agreen123 December 19, 2021

Twang hard

(Noun) An overtly southern person. Someone with a hard southern “twang”.

Well, I’m sure not gonna miss that twang hard!

by Maramac December 28, 2021

hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard

Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there

by Madfor December 28, 2021