Hard boiled egg tits

When your wife's tits are looking like hard boiled egg that have say in the sun for to long...

Old lady have hard boiled egg tits

by ANTONIOGOT May 30, 2018

fart hole goal extreme hard

john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide is a carazy guyh

jacob 2: yall eerv see john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide? ii heard he has a fart hole goal extreme hard
shayanne: no lmao

by mesa727 June 23, 2023

Gappy Hard

The lifestyle of a gap year student. Can continue in the years after the gap year in relation to the ideals picked up on their year off. Normally relates to alcohol or excessive partying.

You drink a lot, gappy hard!

by websters213 April 14, 2010

hard piece

Hard Black Penis

I love to suck his hard piece

by Monkey Adjuster August 2, 2024

Tonya Harding

The girl with the serious looking/sounding defense mechanism (the one that kept the world from finding out that she was actually a soft, spiritual person at heart).

Even Tonya Harding's character looked/sounded a little too serious to be true at the more comedic points in the movie portraying her.

by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

Hard

Hector is the literal defenition of hard .

Hector is hard. That’s it. He s the definition. What more did you expect ?

by Somedonkus1924 February 24, 2019

hard as fuck

people when they see ryan reynolds

ryan renolds got me hard as fuck

by jimmyhotdogs July 30, 2023