Cum basket

When a group of people (most of the time virgins) group up in a circle while they all hold the same basket in one hand while mastubating in it

“Dude me Kyle, Ross and Dave had a great time cum basketing

by Brosama binladen April 18, 2020

Playing Basketball

Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:

Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball

Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020

Playing Basketball

A 200 IQ Phrase you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:
KYLES MOM: Kyle what are you doing.
Kyle: Uuhhhh um, Im playing Basketball?
Kyles MOM: Oh ok ok ok ok well than make it wet if you know what i mean.

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020

newly baked

New girlfriend/boyfriend

Are you comming to the party this weekend?
Nah man, i’m going with my newly baked to the cinema.

by Obuszek_Okruszek June 22, 2020

ka-bashed

katy + bashed

to damage or break an idea or project by striking it violently, a decisive defeat by katy

The hero's ideas, in particular, are repeatedly ka-bashed around like some Tom & Jerry style character.

by b0ck2futur3 September 10, 2020

Twice Baked

When someone’s chat is twice baked and you have the same repetitive boring COVID convos, from sourdough to banana bread.

I just had to get out of that chat, it was so twice baked and I’m utterly sick of talking about the pandemic.

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020

Half Baked Wiener

1. Soggy corn dog

2. When you think his dick is hard, but it’s not

I was about to hop on his dick when I realized it was just a half baked wiener.

by Dickhandle October 4, 2020