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letter of anal marque

permission to be a butt pirate.

a letter of marque is granted by the government and basically allows people to be pirates. a letter of anal marque is granted by ones pastor and allows them to bang men.
obama got a letter of anal marque so he divorced michelle
by lil kid fucker November 8, 2018
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Anal Mangla

A person who gets anal raped on the dance floor after drinking too many Red Bullls and dancing like a maniac.
After I drink this fifth Red Bull and vodka I can't wait to go dance, but I'm afraid if I do I will dance like crazy and someone's gonna try and anal mangla me.
by Violent Virgin May 28, 2006
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anal sewey

Anything that creates or initiates irritation; Another term defining rough uncomfortable sex.
Me: “What map are we on in Call of Duty
Joey: “We are playing on Aachen”
Me: “Ah that map is such Anal Sewey, I die literally every minute.”
by Dr. Rips December 11, 2017
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Anals of Internal Medicine

A prestigious peer-reviewed medical journal targeted to pretentious anal-retentive physicians; journal in direct competition with the Annals of Internal Medicine
His shit is too good for us; he subscribes to the Anals of Internal Medicine
by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008
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Anal Beads Theory

Many people believe in an afterlife. Recent scholars have developed new knowledge; based on a new study. The study shows a theory developed by the great and powerful mind of Alexander Vilapiano. His theory is that when we die we are in fact reborn. Those who do well in life come back as a Lion or something badass. Those who are evil are re-birthed as Anal Beads.
Anal Beads Theory

1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.
by Cpumaster February 12, 2015
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Anal Ooopsie Daisy

The unfortunate and very painful "accident" that occaisionally occurs during passionate love making where the mans penis exits the vagina and is forcefully reinserted into the rectum.
Lori: Hey Tiffany, last night me and Tommy were sloppy drunk and going at it and his penis slipped out of my coochie and went streight into my butt hole! The most painful thing EVER!!!!!!! He says it was an accident."

Tiffany: Ouch! Just hearing it makes my butt hurt! All men say it was an "accident"....don't believe it. I think he pulled the old Anal Ooopsie Daisy on you girl."
by cheer1 December 27, 2012
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anal fart baby

When you jizz in a women's ass and she farts, causing the cum to leak and and seap into her vagina, thus causing her to get pregnant, the resulting child is called an anal fart baby
you see Melissa over there she's an anal fart baby
by Hello bby April 12, 2016
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