If you don't

I'll just do it myself after enough of you are dead.

Hym "I'm already giving myself credit and if you don't there is only one way for me to get it."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

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Don't pish on the whistle

Phrase commonly used when someone is needlessly angry at an inanimate object, potentially making a situation worse.

"This stupid remote won't work!"

"Jeez, don't pish on the whistle."
(Don't break the remote you'll just make the situation worse.)

by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025

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Don't Soviet

Meaning don't do that
Pun intended
Russia (Soviet union) attacking Ukraine

Me: I'm craving a cigarette
You: don't Soviet

by @obvsllly February 28, 2022

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Don't pay the wrong person

I'm serious guys. My manager just said I'm getting fired so I swear to fucking God if you try to work me to death and leave me for dead it is going to be little-girl-stab o'clock.

Hym "Don't pay the wrong person."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

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bitch don't play

Something someone says when someone else says something out of pocket or jaded. If they are not in fact playing then these two people might fight.

girl one:"I actually love trump sm"
girl two:"bitch don't play"

by yesimjustthatsmart March 5, 2025

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An expression used by a bro when a female is not aware of something that a fellow bro has done, usually something awesome. As of lately, this expression is used more to communicate from bro to bro when an explanation would lessen the awesomeness of the situation. This can range from dominating someone in a video game all the way to being smooth with the ladies.

Example #1:
Tom: How did you kill me right after I killed you?!
Jeff: Ho Don't Know Bout My tactical insertion!

Example #2:
Tom: How did you get Emma to go to prom with you?!
Jeff: Ho Don't Know Bout My smoothness!!

by Hugh J. Bootie June 14, 2011

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