chris ilikedickson

a gay faggot who likes to eat cock all day and put cucumbers up his butthole

oh look he's such a chris ilikedickson

by chris stepenson June 9, 2014

chris warnica

In the city of Whoville, there lived a man named Chris Warnica, With a neck so long and fat, it made folks say, "Oh my, I never did see-ka!" He loved McDonald's, oh yes indeed, Their burgers and fries were just what he'd need. With a neck so long, he'd peek through the door, "Hello, dear McDonald's, I'm back for some more!" The cashier would smile and say with delight, "Welcome back, Chris, your order's just right." He'd munch on his burgers, savoring each bite, With a grin on his face, oh, what a sight! But one day, oh dear, as he munched on his meal, some bullies came by, with hearts made of steel. They pointed and laughed at Chris's long neck, Saying rude things that made him feel like a wreck. But Chris was no quitter, oh no, not he, With a twinkle in his eye, he began to decree: "I may have a long neck, but I'm proud as can be, And I love McDonald's, can't you see?" The bullies stopped laughing, their hearts touched by his cheer, They apologized to Chris, feeling quite sincere. From that day forward, they all became friends, Sharing burgers and fries, making amends. So remember dear friends, no matter your size, Or the length of your neck, or the shape of your eyes, It's the love in your heart that truly does matter, So spread joy and kindness, and watch your life scatter, With happiness and laughter, like Chris Warnica, With a neck so long and fat, in the city of Whoville-ica!

Let’s pull a Chris Warnica and hit the school forrest for a good ol’ time.

by doctorproctortheboatsailingdoc March 27, 2024

Chris

The name of the lead actor in every freaking movie ever

Casting director: What is your name and what role are you auditioning for

Chris: My name is Chris an-
Casting director: Stop right there you got the role

by AYeetedCactus May 18, 2021

chris

a cool guy. probably a tranny lol. he may not have many friends but the few he does have are the best and are lucky people to know a chris. he is very energetic and loves making people laugh. he is a really loyal friend too and will definitely stick by you. even though he is really nice, he will be mean if he has too. he's a real g.

"what a cool guy!"
"yea..that's chris"

by dayyyuuummmmm July 14, 2020

Chris

Chris is someone who likes technology. He is really good with it, so check and recheck your passwords. He likes to play girls against each other so watch out for that too. He is an opportunist.

You know Chris? I had a really bad experience with him so just be careful.

by Retribution2 December 9, 2018

chris fleming

thinks hes ard but ill take his trainers

chris fleming is a muppet

by …nocallerid… April 13, 2024

Chris

Merely grows off hate and anger.

Chris will surpass anyone that comes in his way.

by Ohma tokita November 24, 2021