grab your ankles

To grab one's ankles is essentially to bend over and prepare for what's coming. It is a reference to getting fucked in the ass (usually in a figurative sense). Sometimes the person grabbing their ankles is at fault, and sometimes it is the result of some new organizational policy.

The company just laid a bunch of people off and is requiring mandatory overtime for all salary-paid employees, so get ready to grab your ankles.

by firstbullet January 18, 2009

slacker your face

A term used in place of 'slap your face', inspired by the trance track 'Your Face' by 'Slacker'.

I ought to slacker your face!

by Joseph Evans April 10, 2007

For Your Ass (FYA)

FYA really means For Your Attention, but a co-worker and I couldn't figure out what it meant for like, three hours so we decided to say For Your Ass instead.

In an e-mail:

Erin: For Your Ass (FYA): I'm leaving in like, five seconds.

Mandy: For Your Ass (FYA): I'm so frickin jealous you ho ass.

by Mandy Stark August 28, 2008

rock your shit

a threat (usually) to beat someone at something

in videogames:

"i will absolutely rock your shit"

by 3_5h4 February 17, 2021

heres your sign

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.

a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"

by JC September 28, 2004

panic your disco

To "panic one's disco":

An expression meaning 'pleasing', in a similar vein to 'float your boat'.

Derived from name of the pop-emo band Panic! At The Disco (who, in turn, got their name from a song of the same name by the band Name Taken). Since Panic! At The Disco's songs are so pleasing to listen to, something that is pleasing may be described as panicking your disco.

Does this music panic your disco?

She panics my disco.

This pancake is awesome! It really panics my disco.

by snozrap October 9, 2006

your mum

1. Your biological mother
2. A very ineffective insult
3. A poor comeback, usually from a chav

1. Is that your mum?
2. Your mum smells.
3. "you are a chav"
"your mum's a chav"

by Your mum on tost July 7, 2005