Hush Your Vagina

A totally illogical yet spiritually satisfying phrase to yell (under your breath, if you're soft) when the automated bus voice accuses you of blocking the doors — even though you’re CLEARLY not. You’re like... two feet away. Calm down, robot Susan.

Example:
Bus Announcement: "Please move away from the doors."

Me: "Hush your vagina, I’m in the aisle like a responsible adult."

by EMD F59PHI September 26, 2025

Sandy Vagina

When someone is being short-tempered or overly irritable over a trivial thing.

I thought my boss was cranky due to her not having enough sleep, but when I found out it was because the nearby bubble tea shop was out of donuts, then I knew she just had a sandy vagina.

by WeOuttaHere July 30, 2025

Vagina spiders

invasive Spiders that dwell in the vagina

Yo, that bitch has Vagina spiders!!!

by Budgingjaguar72 October 3, 2023

vagina smoke

When you're not man enough to smoke a real cigarette, choosing instead a Strawberry & Melon e-Cig.

Man 1 : I need a smoke
Man 2 : Have you tried my new flavour e-Cig ?
Man 1 : What's with the Vagina Smoke ? you a pussy ?

by MrChatz January 19, 2017

Portable vagina

A portable vagina is sexual toy that guys play with when they don’t have a girlfriend :-() -> HA LOL

Omgsh this portable vagina feels just like the real thing

by Logang_pauler_TACOGANGSTER-BOY February 2, 2018

vagina cart

A vagina cart is a cart that a weak man uses when he breaks his leg . The proper name is a knee scooter or a knee walker . When the man is to much of a pussy to use crutches , he might use a vagina cart to move around .

Hey Mike , look at Joe , he is using a vagina cart instead if crutches . What a pussy!!

by Pc289 March 10, 2014

Vagina Muck

When you get up inside her and yo dick start to sting.

Best be watchin out fo dat vagina muck.

by MACKADELLIC June 20, 2016