The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'

Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.

by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022

herpy leg

Some who starts things with other people, and hates on everyone and everything, expescually when you have something they don't or something better than them.

1.)Omg! Look at that herpy leg!
2.) Are they being herpy legs??

by Mia. S July 8, 2016

An Arm and a Leg

When one of your limbs is ripped painfully from your body and a group of 12 men, one by one, stick their dicks into the bleeding muscles of your torn off limb and fill it with cum. Eventually the limb will lose blood and discolour but will still be rock solid from the dried cum.

Damn I would've given an arm and a leg for that!

by Have a dick September 1, 2021

Danny Long Legs

A very active, full of beans, skinny bloke who doesn't seem to sleep and is willing to do anything to keep the show going. A genuine 'wired up' go getter.

"Geez, check out 'Danny Long Legs' havin a go! If anyone can get it done, it's him.

by Chowdabum March 22, 2021

Wide-Legged Skank

A trashy woman who opens her legs for anyone, especially married men who she works with, with no care for the family she helps destroy.

He left his wife and kids for a wide-legged skank.

by ACL.15 June 19, 2025

Flippin' Frog Legs

Another word for jumpin jehoshaphat, or holy smokes! of which Uncle Grandpa says in the episode Escalator

Flippin' Frog Legs, did you see that?!

by Flippin' Frog Legs February 20, 2021

winter legs

when one hasn't shaved their legs for at least 3 months. usually occurs in winter, that's why it's called winter legs. single people have this the most, as they are, well, single, and they have no one who will see their legs in winter.

girl 1: hey should i switch to summer legs or keep it winter?
girl 2: of course switch to summer, winter legs are fucking disgusting.
girl 1: but no one would see my legs, i'm not going outside anyway...
girl 2: shave it, ok? maybe then you'll stop whining about not having a boyfriend...

by supergorilla May 10, 2014