Max

This guy will dry hump the sofa even though his girlfriend has consented to sex

Don’t be such a Max!

by B1G P1N3S January 29, 2020

max

Some people just write about their own name but my names not even max. But max is a very stupid boy who just tries his best but cant achieve anything great he has a lover he hasn't spoken to and she's forgotten about him but he hasn't forgotten. max is just max. he's a boy. he's Dumb

boy 1: Is that max
boy 2: Yeah that's max, idk what happened to him, he fell off. Heard it hasnt been the same for him since last year
boy 1: cool.

by waste tbh December 31, 2019

Max Morgan

A manipulative narcissist with insecurities that will make him try to bring you down. Avoid at all costs - although he’s right with money. Not one for the weak. Good luck to his future wife.

Omg he is such a Max Morgan I can’t believe he won’t let you see your friends!

by Lovelivelaughforever1233456 April 9, 2024

Max

A very good and handsome guy and have a gigant penis and is talented at sports and smart

"Ey, that dude Max is so good and handsome"
" Yeah totally"

by lil macc December 15, 2016

arilyn and max

Arilyn and Max are not very compatible people, and most likely will never, ever, EVER date. Addison and Max, though, will. If your a Max, go find someone new besides Arilyn, go find an Addison. ;)

Ew. Arilyn and Max are hanging out.

by Addison.Edwards May 4, 2018

Femboy Maxing

The act of maximizing your feminine look as a man, but remaining straight while seeming extremely gay

I really like being pretty, but I like women. I will be femboy maxing to maintain that pretty dainty look.

by ralphhickelson August 2, 2023

pheremone maxxing

how u get all da ladies, u dont shower and u let your pheremones make their way to the females.

hilda: You smell fucking gross!!

james bloggs: im just pheremone maxxing
hilda a week later: omg im so horny youre so sexyy

by mastershakebutt January 2, 2025