Nice Guy Simp

it's a simp BUTTTT he has no sexual intentions.

But hes still a nice guy- but also a simp

person 1:"you're a fucking simp"
person 2: " yeah but i prefer nice guy"
person 1: " you is nice guy simp"

by DJKALID May 9, 2020

Less Go This Guy

Used to describe joy, ecstatic emotions, or excitement.

Whenever someone does something cool.

Ex. 1
*David does something amazing*

Jack: Less go this guy!

Ex. 2
Alex insults Nick with a devastating attack on his character.
David high fives Alex while saying "Less Go This Guy!"

by JaCkScOoB1DoO December 10, 2010

good on paper guy

The good on paper guy is the nice man with everything you should want, but who you always leave for an asshole who owns nothing and doesn't have a checking account

Sweetie, he was the perfect guy!

Yeah..... good on paper guy.... Drake is SO MUCH HOTTER even though he's such an jerk!

by Ellen1983 July 24, 2008

conditional nice guy

A man who takes on the aspects of a nice guy, but only until he is rejected. At that point, he will abandon her and redirect his efforts toward other girls. While the result can be problematic for the girl who just rejected him, especially if he previously went to great lengths to do nice things for her, he will justify his behavior with the claim that he doesn't like being used.

Me: "I'm a conditional nice guy."
Other guy: "So you're a douchebag?"
Me: "No, I am a nice guy, but only until she rejects me."
Other guy: "But she has the right to say 'no'."
Me: " I hate being used just as much as she does."
Other guy: "Touché"

by snakemasterepic August 27, 2016

Means-Well-Guy

A person who doesn’t want to suck but, unfortunately, does. Despite their efforts to be cool, likeable or funny, they fall flat.

A: “Ryan’s a nice guy but he’s just the worst.”
B. “He’s a total means-well-guy.”
A. “Still sucks.”

by Hank Mardukas Sr. April 5, 2019

parking garage guy

Legend has it that during the late 21st century that a guy scavenges parking garages at college campuses to deposit his cum in someone male or female. He makes his deposits orally, vaginally, and anally.

The parking garage guy at UTA usually deposits his cum before work with guys from grindr.

by PhillipD33zNutZ June 8, 2019

Skrrt skrrt guy

Can just be called Skrrt skrrt

Used to describe guys who listen to too much trap music and are inspired by It that they start dressing like the trap artists and will usually have short dreads .

That guy with blond dreads and ripped jeans is a skrrt skrrt.

Skrrt skrrt guys are always using trap song slang , it’s annoying.

by Venda Jedi September 27, 2019