Jake

A Jake is someone who loves to pay for your dinner even when you can afford it. If you dont let a Jake pay for it then he gets so aggravated and aggressive to the point where no is not accepted. All so he can pay for a 5 dollar soup. A Jake is also someone who loves to sleep with a C-Pap machine and thinks everybody should have one even though he forgets to use it every night. A Jake is also someone who likes to play footsie with strangers in public stalls.

Oh sorry i couldnt make it over tonight im tired and forgot to use my c-pap. What a Jake!

This guy wigged out for not letting him pay for my dinner. God I wish he wasnt such a Jake!

I just used the restroom at a meeting and this creep was trying to play footsie with me. Creepy Jake!

by Joebeeplowin November 22, 2019

jake and tess

An amazing couple who love each other so much. And they both are amazing people and lovable you just can't get enough of them. But they love each other so mucj

Jake and Tess are so amazing

by Gersh money November 24, 2016

Jake Paul

Boi who don't know if breaking out of jail is illegal.

Jake Paul: We're literally breaking out of jail, i don't know if this is illegal.

by mnmseminem September 19, 2019

Jake le

Sexy Asian kid that makes girls wetter then niagra falls

Jake Le is making all the girls over there so wet

by Orrange_ January 19, 2022

Jake Paulin’

d͡ʒeɪk ˈbɑ.lɪn

verb

1. Slang. The act of being absurdly, effortlessly good at something, usually after a surprisingly short amount of time.

eg. “Did you see that guy in the gym today? He’s never even trained before and he benchpressed 250kg like it was nothing. Dude was totally Jake Paulin’!”

by Iamnotjakepaul November 22, 2023

Jake

The most loving caring guy in the world, he loves his girlfriend to bits, if anyone touches his girl he will smash them over, a lovly man, overly tempared sometimes and overprotective but thats alright.

jesse bit me and my boy Jake wanted to smash him over

by ran36 December 4, 2018

That’s Jake

That’s lame like that’s Jake

Yo I can’t go to the lake that’s Jake asf

by Dk—bay June 13, 2021