Butt talk

The action of separating and closing ones butt cheeks while talking. Giving the allusion that the butt is speaking.

Dude! Last night I made Barbara's butt talk!

by TheMagicTy February 28, 2016

Talk to the Judge

Take a dump. My Navajo grandma would use this expression.

Pull over I need to talk to the judge

by Mike Boneman December 24, 2022

Talking Parrot Phenomenon

The sudden inexplicable inability to demonstrate an action to an audience specifically summoned to view said action.

This phenomenon receives its name from the premise of a pet "talking" parrot who is suddenly silent when guests are invited to see it "talk." "I swear!," says the owner, "He says all kinds of stuff! He says 'hello', he says our names! Really! I don't know why he won't do it now...." while the guests nod and say, "Suuure, he talks. We totally believe you."

EXAMPLE:

You "Every time I try to load this page I get a weird error message. I restarted and everything. Come in here and look at this."

IT Employee: "OK, show me what it's doing."

You: Repeat action that has resulted in a error 17 times in a row. Page now loads no problem. "I swear, it was giving me an error every single time before you were standing here. Talking Parrot Phenomenon, right there."

IT Employee: Gives you skeptical eye.

by Death & Taxes April 10, 2013

Talking about snails

When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.

"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"

by snailtime September 29, 2023

Talking trees

An event in the 60s where you get clapped by guys in black pyjamas armed with AKs in the jungles.

I was in Vietnam when we were ambushed by talking trees.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

Nobody talks to ME like that

Really? Him too!? Wow, well then me and this nobody guy would probably get along.

A retard "Nobody talks to ME like that so it must be YOU."

Hym "It is."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

Premature talking

Premature talking is when you are not at the "talking"phase of a relationship or friendship, but you are getting there. This might take weeks,months, even years but eventually you will leave the premature talking phase and into the "talking" phase. It might take a little time but eventually you will enter the phase of "talking".

I'm sorry, I am premature talking to someone.

by Youngmanwwwww December 20, 2019