legged

Being called out and embarrassed by a superior or nemesis.

Fuck, Chad. I shouldn’t have skipped lecture to drink with the boys. I got absolutely legged by Professor Fuckface this morning

by CarokineBaskinSux May 13, 2021

Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG

All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).

PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!

PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!

**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**

**Top-Gun-style high five**

by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024

Barrel with legs

Fat or large weiner dog (daushund)

Look at Chico he's a Barrel with Legs!

by Jesse v December 21, 2007

break a leg

they want you to get a cast in a movie but also want you to actually break a leg irl for rizz

yo bro, I hope you break a leg, that'll get you fizz dawg

by neva got give u up May 11, 2023

Tape Leg

A term used to describe a closeted (gay or otherwise) individual who does not do the best job at hiding it. It sticks out as a sore thumb, or rather, as a piece of tape on somebody's leg.

"Ugh, you see him over there? That guy is such a tape leg."

"He's clearly gay, it's almost embarrassing."

by SaladToss November 5, 2020

Franky leg

To move your leg in a Frankenstein like fashion for a chuckle, a giggle, or even a simple smile.

Me thinks delightful thoughts upon sight of Franky leg.

by Dale Horgan September 2, 2021

Pudd legs

The condition of being knock-kneed.

Barbie looks great in a bikini! But, she got pudd legs!

by Drygulcher September 27, 2023