by Big Pozole January 16, 2024
Is the act of blowing two cocks at once.
When you are at the ski resort, you see slutty girls handle two ski poles pretty well.
When you are at the ski resort, you see slutty girls handle two ski poles pretty well.
by Nignogging July 06, 2013
The one-flush special is an act of masturbation. In said act, one first produces excrement into any given toilet. After this being done, the given person proceeds to masturbate without flushing, becoming aroused by the stench of his own feces, leading to an incredible climax. After the ejaculant is cleaned, the mixture of excrement and semen is finally flushed.
Tom: "Hey man I heard you jacked off in the grocery store bathroom"
Friend: "Yeah bro, I pulled off the one-flush special!"
Friend: "Yeah bro, I pulled off the one-flush special!"
by Habertown December 23, 2010
regular loving sex with someone you trust and maybe we cuddle after,,,,
actually theres no sex involved. we cuddle and watch bojack horseman
actually theres no sex involved. we cuddle and watch bojack horseman
by weesersneeg July 28, 2021
Me: “You wanna do something special tonight? I got a bunch of drugs lying around.”
You: “Why not make it a Triple Special?”
You: “Why not make it a Triple Special?”
by Amove December 01, 2020
Me:”Wanna have some fun? I’ve got a bunch of drugs lying around”
You:”Why not make it a triple special?”
You:”Why not make it a triple special?”
by Amove December 01, 2020
Yeah, see? This is the kind of shit I'm talking about. I mean, wow! God, speaks directly to his mind-brain and he somehow isn't required to demonstrate that it comes from God or that it isn't a manifestation of his own mind. Ridiculous.
Hym "There it is! Did I not say they delude themselves into believing that they're God? Man I am profound! I had never even heard of special revelation! That's just an observation I had made! It was evident at a glance! Axiomatic (if you will). Andrew, when God is speaking to you, in your mind-brain... That is just your own thoughts. If THAT is what God is to you then your morality is based on your own opinion. A literal moral superiority delusion. Entirely imaginary! I was right! Correct again! God, is literally just people not understanding their own thoughts. Reinforced by those same thoughts aligning with what is found in the bible, but only after years of conditioning. Wow! I do not fucking miss, do I? It's like I walked into a bar, closed my eyes, and started flinging darts at a dartboard and what did I find when I opened them? I filled every hole of the double bullseye. Got me looking like a hentai protagonist up in this bitch... Without the bangs. Jesus, that- I am impressive. I can't even find the words right now. How do I know? How do I always know? It's like I'M the one God is talking to! I'm the true special revelation haver! Not Andrew."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2024