real

an expression, similar to "no way", often used in the context of referential or post-modern internet humor. it can also be tacked on after a proper noun when pointing out resemblance to a person or character.

Joe: posts photo of a cardinal holy shit dude angry bird
Steve: real

Bob: posts image of a jumbo-sized tennis ball
Dave: Holy shit bfb tennis ball real

by TSwany August 9, 2022

real

totally fake

Do this actually exist?

No, this is totally real

by ccd derneilay July 17, 2022

Real-Nigga-itis

When you know that you are that nigga and no one can prove you different. It’s very contagious and should only be spreaded to thoose who really deserve it. POINT. BLANK. PERIOD.

“Sorry i can’t share my drink i got real-nigga-itis.”

by lil baby p April 7, 2019

Roberto isn’t real

A fact. Roberto isn’t real.

Girl 1: Roberto isn’t real

Girl 2: so true!

by Anita-wita August 24, 2022

Real Guy

Buddy you just have to be a real one.

Real ones live for real guy moments.

Man Amjad is such a real guy. Amjad is the realest guy I know.

by Lejon Brames June 7, 2025

real

Romanian equivalent for “forreal”, “on God”, “no cap”. Used after a very true affirmation or generally after spreading facts.

“Marian, you got so drunk last night you started making out with a bench!”
“Real.”

by 2trippi June 13, 2022

keif it real

To be 100% honest when engaging in conversion!

Did you sleep with my wife and keif it real with me??

by Mr.Keif it Real July 9, 2021