The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.
"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
Get the Austin Dyer Specialmug. To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021
Get the Sloppy Munt Specialmug. A Burkhalter Special is when one person diarrheas on your dih, the poop juices slip into the dih hole, then a new person gives you a footjob while the diarrhea covers your dih, and the end result leads to your getting an infection in your dih.
“How you doing bro?”
“Not good I’ve still got an infection from the last time I got a Burkhalter Special”
“That’s gross”
“Not good I’ve still got an infection from the last time I got a Burkhalter Special”
“That’s gross”
by MythicalGooner August 4, 2025
Get the Burkhalter Specialmug. by Camelhumpboob January 29, 2019
Get the Dunster specialmug. by :/wowz July 9, 2021
Get the Pappalardi Specialmug. When a lady fits the requirements of what Haji is looking for; Extreme plus size, scarfie, bengali (prefferably darker skin).
by hajis February 19, 2018
Get the Haji specialmug. by Lehsndl January 22, 2024
Get the Bennett specialmug.