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Reality Monster-y

Because, unlike Jordan Peterson, I know that your asking whether or not I'm willing to make an affirmative claim regarding a creator deity.
Hym "That being said... It is a little reality monster-y though... It would be a shame if it didn't. Can't kill it if it doesn't exist. So, yeah, no but I hope so. I also don't care."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2025
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MIF Monster

Scoring every single item to the bare minimum required to pass like it's your job. If the bell curve was mount Everest you'd be at the peak. Mediocrity is what gets you out of bed in the morning. South Field beckons.
He's going helos for sure... an absolute MIF Monster
by Borderline_Savant May 8, 2025
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Throwdness Monster

A monster that lurks in the shadows, as you drink alcoholic beverages. It causes there victims to drink excessively, in large quantities with no resistance. When there victims are intoxicated, the monster takes control of there soul and causes the victim to act in a uncontrollable manner.
Dude, last night you was attacked by the Throwdness Monster..im gonna need you to replace my TV.
by Bananasonfire May 8, 2025
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Testicle Monster

Someone that tickles your balls as they suck you off.
by ClashRoyaleKing May 16, 2025
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Logness Monster

A shit so big that it sticks its head up out of the water like the Lochness Monster.
Every time I each a Chipotle Burrito I end up seeing the Logness Monster.
by jensenbox1 May 29, 2025
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Big Monster Here

A really big person or just someone that looks weird that you could classify as a Big Monster. And obviously they are "here" wherever you are.

you start off with a double fist tap, one on top of the other then put your finger up like: ✊✊☝️
and say "Big Monster Here" while you do it
Dude you gotta turn around and look at that guy behind you, ✊✊☝️ "Big Monster Here" "Big Monster Here
by Bearcage82 April 8, 2024
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monster can cock

A giant dick that ejects funny tasting semen
"Owen has a monster can cock"
"How do you know"
"Don't ask"
by Smilingreaper420 April 10, 2024
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