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John Kozak

A musician and artist from Minneapolis, MN. Founding member of the Minnesota Bluegrass Band and the Regulars a blues/funk supergroup featuring members of the Minnesota Bluegrass Band, the Big Wu, Gypsyfoot, Hyentyte, and Burnin' Hyder. After playing music in California, he returned to Minnesota to form these groups, and play music festivals such as the Big Wu Family Reunion, 10,000 lakes festival, and perform regionally.
by bejaconow February 2, 2010
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John Happy

A great drink requiring 1 1/2 cups of water and a bit of paper. Swallow water first, then eat the paper. Paper must be 1 cm by 1 cm or larger.
David, you need a John Happy in your system to lighten up.
by Anonymousy June 22, 2007
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John Mayer

A guy that is so good looking and talented that everyone ignores how much of a dick he is.
Person 1: Bro, why do the girls like Chad so much? He's hot and good at everything, but he's a dick.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a John Mayer.
by CollinKolar January 30, 2023
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John-rock

Steve: Hey Bill, why are you so fired up?

Bill: I gotta get home, Sue's in for it tonight - I'm going to John-rock her bandy legged!
by DrCaulifl0wer July 2, 2011
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Elephant John

Another term for "going comando". Due to the book "What Color is Your Underwear?" By Sam Lloyd. It is a childrens book which has pictures of animals in their underwear, until the last page which is an elephant named John who "forgot to put it on".
"Oh shit, Brian is totally goin' Elephant John, 'cause he forgot to wash his underwear."
by Efant John January 8, 2009
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neil johns

Syphilis. From the West Coast slang. Neil John was a fisherman who had syphilis in the late 1800s and consequently spread it around the small village of Auchnacarnie.
Sharon was admitted to hospital with a case of the neil johns
by rozzer09 August 5, 2009
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Elton John

The incarnation of homosexuality itself. His outfits make the rainbow look like nothing
Have you prayed to our lord and savior Elton John today?
by Elton John cultist May 24, 2021
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