Swaggy Jeans

Jeans worn to try and demonstrate that the wearer has swag, and to attract the attention of the hottest girls around my showing how skinny they are and their ugly boxers. In reality they end up just being sagging, baggy jeans that no one can respect.

David: Hey Bibi, check out that dumbass over there with his ass hanging out the back of his swaggy jeans!

Bibi: Wow, could his pants hang down any lower? And what's the point of having a belt if it sags that much?

David: Right.

Bibi: I wish he would just go jump off a cliff.

by Frostbitten Monk April 29, 2013

leaky jeans

A thottie from Peru who's jeans are leaky from being with many men.

That girl in the bar you met has some leaky jeans bro go for the other one.

by Lesoy August 4, 2014

Region Jealous

When you really want something in another country that your country does not.

Man, I really am Region Jealous of those new Brownie Batter Oreos.

by ItsMamaLuigi September 22, 2015

Zip Jean

When I guy gets his penis stuck in his zipper.

Guy: Babe, I think I got zip jean!

Jean Jam

by Jacklyn High November 17, 2015

linzi jean

Totes legit, lady on the street, freak in the sheets !

Oh hey check her out man, she's an LJ!
What's an LJ?

YOU know, a Linzi Jean like a fucking class act but she rocks the bedroom game ;)

by iznil101 September 1, 2016

plumber jeans

jeans that look really shitty and old with holes not intended to be in them something a dyke would wear

Tom look at that dyke wearing plumber jeans. {dyke}

by thetruth79 June 26, 2016

lumpy jeans

When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation

Ahh crap guys, I got lumpy jeans. Gotta go.

by Aiden226 June 21, 2016