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james cortez 

An amazing fucking guy. He's a beast at everything he does. He's the sexiest dude in the world. Guys wanna be like him and girls wanna be with him. But he's already taken by an amazing girl named Dawn Henzon Valbuena. Soooo every other girl should just back off or his girlfriend will probably kill you lol.
Girl 1: is that James Cortez!?!

Girl 2: Yes it is! Oh my gosh I love him!!!

Girl 3: Uhmmmm.. y'all better back off. His girlfriend will cuuut you.
james cortez by BLLR21 February 1, 2014
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James Arthur Irvine 

Guys with the name James Arthur Irvine are simply the best in bed. Woman are simply attracted to them for their personality and their good looks. Girls who date a James Arthur Irvine knows that they are with the greatest guy ever.
"Uh! There James Arthur Irvine goes!"
James Arthur Irvine by Mrs.Irvine August 21, 2016

james mum 

James mum is a blonde woman that walks around with two massive cocks in here mouth
James mum likes cocks in here mouth
james mum by Anal cock July 20, 2016

james head 

A sexy stud of a man, who possesses charisma, intelligence, and resiliencey not of this world. Origin Encinitas.
james head by Enc1904 December 30, 2016

james syphrit 

A sour ass person who works more than the average white man. Very racist with low self esteem. Child molester
James Syphrit plowed rain, shoveled grass and mowed snow last night
james syphrit by Tex1983 February 16, 2017

James Roberts 

A sideman

(see sideman for definition of James Robert)

You will quite often find the James Robert ready whether you are or not.

He usually goes out 2-3 times a day and gets friendzoned on all of these occasions

wilds a guitar

Chem.Music.Bio.Boy.Man.Myth.Leg.End
James Roberts shows soggy or moist behavior.
James Roberts by McHewii April 21, 2017

James Cady-Bogg 

the awesomest person in the world
Part demigod
Part lesbain porno
Wow look at the demigod James Cady-Bogg
James Cady-Bogg by Jam2033 April 4, 2017