froyo poop

When your poop is of the same consistency as frozen yogurt and comes out like a yogurt dispenser at your favorite local froyo store!

Tim: my stomach was killing me all day. When I finally went to the bathroom I had froyo poop!

Todd: man that's the worst!

by Nicole GD August 8, 2017

simul poop

When you and your girl decide to poop in the same toilet, in bob sled position. Aka the simul poop.

Girl: “Babe our apartment is so small, and I have to poop.”
Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”

by GaPeach007 May 4, 2019

Poop Noodle

The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.

That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.

by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023

Red poop

poop that is red

OMG remember when i went to the bathroom yesterday, that red poop was eeeeeee

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL July 5, 2021

Tumblr Poop

The act of scrambling a Tumblr post's texts to make humorous or obscure words/phrases. This can range from switching mere text or words around or creating an image of the selected text and altering it to be duplicated, magnified/shrunk, or even putting irrelevant images into the created Tumblr Poop

Wow, I just got Tumblr Pooped!
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This post seems boring... I should Tumblr Poop it!
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Check out this Tumblr Poop. It's hilarious!

by Rare_Walker April 23, 2018

poop crackers

Poop crackers are crackers that have the unfortunate demise of being covered in poop.

"poop crackers"

-Albert Einstein

by Yeth68419 May 2, 2021

Moke and Poop

The process of taking a moke/mole from a bong, preferably packed 70% tobacco/30% weed, and having the urgent need to poop before the moke or after. The spins of the moke combined with the dump produce a sort of euphoric feeling.

-Man it's 8 am and we got to class, you're really gonna take a moke now?
- I gotta start my day out right, can't do that without a moke and poop!

by KentKemosabe December 19, 2020