Paint me green and call me a cucumber

A saying to express that you have been absolutely juked, betrayed and or outsmarted.

Jason: "You look like a saggy ballsack"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"

by lemonheaded May 20, 2022

fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in

Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then

by SmallCreamDaddy November 26, 2021

gave me aids

Used to describe something so horrible that it can spontaneously infect victims with the HIV virus and instantly advance to full blown AIDS.

The YouTube movie you and your friends made was so lame that watching it gave me aids.

by dawg2 October 20, 2006

you beat me to it

This idiom means, I was going to say/do the same thing and you did it before I could.

a: Shall we do something tonight
b: You beat me to it. Shall we go to Joe's?

by firestart November 26, 2013

fool me once

fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.

falling for the same trick again.

by Commander Keen October 31, 2004

frell me dead

An expression of sheer surprise, usually when something either good or bad unexpected happens. From the television show Farscape.

"Well frell me dead! Your plan actually worked!"

by wordboy June 4, 2004

Fuck me boots

Tall, tight footwear worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who wish to send the signal "fuck me".
Generally, the boots extend to at least mid-calf level -- usually, to the knee.
Leather is the traditional material, while latex or other shiny material signals a female ready to rut.
Obviously, these boots are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a short mini-skirt, furthering the "fuck me" signal.

Oh man, did you see C.P.D. wearing the fuck me boots? She's ready for some action!

by Dan June 1, 2003