chocolate tea bag

When you wipe someone's ass with your nutsack.

Hey Charlie, your ass is rather in need of a chocolate tea bag!

by Steele Bro's March 5, 2008

chocolate banana milkshake

the best drink ever at 12 midnight.

*blender sounds*

Richie.. what the..

*takes a sip of the chocolate bananaeey goodness* ahhhhh

chocolate banana milkshake.

*corey behind me*: why did you just write "chocolate banana milkshake?"

me: because it says i have to.

by theMadHatter May 17, 2006

Chocolate Giddy Up

The act of slathering copious amounts of Wendy’s Frosty dessert all over a female’s love oyster, proceeded by lapping up half and leaving the other half as a cool introduction as you jump on top of your female like a horse and thrust into her with that giddy up swagger.

Having that unfinished Frosty in my room was convenient when I decided to give my girl Euphoria the ol' Chocolate Giddy Up!

by Chocolate Giddy Uuuuup April 27, 2010

cherry chocolate rain

The bloody fecular dischage achieved after consuming of spicy or "hot" foods. Usuually the cause of a redish bowl stain due to blood, the almighty chocolate rain was once worshiped as a visitation of Plopulos, the god of human waste, by some pre-christian cultures.

Man, that Taco Bell I ate sure did give the cherry chocolate rain.

by D_Jap March 24, 2008

Hot chocolate arguement

An argument that is silly and can't be resolved. Usually about symantics.

The genesis is an argument over whether hot chocolate is still hot chocolate if it's cold.

This is just a hot chocolate arguement

by Jake November 15, 2004

Chocolate Fondue

The act of shitting in your partners mouth, after which your partner sucks on the penis. Leaving a shit covered dick.

Man, your sister is one crazy bitch, she chocolate fondue'd mah cock.

by Pollex October 8, 2008

chocolate ass lips

the stain that appears when you havnt had a wash for a good while and sit on the bed and hey presto the chocolate ass lips appear on the sheets!

wife: whats this chocolate on the bed!
reply: it must be the kids again eating chocolate on our bed!
wife lowers her nose to the (chocolate stain) WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SHIT

reply: ohh thats just my chocolate ass lips!

(just blame the kids)

by chocolate ass lip man November 26, 2010