Beef

The Male form of a queef. When a fart travels up and pops the balls.

Did you just beef??

by Calamazoo February 23, 2019

BEEF

a friend or someone whos attention you are trying to get

"YO Beef! pass the cheerios!"

by Urbaner May 11, 2009

Beef Wizard

Piper

Wow did you see that Beef Wizard?

“Oh you mean Piper?”

“Yeah, same thing”

by Poopbear69 January 5, 2021

BEEF

When you and your best friend love each other so much but are dumb as shit
B- best
E- ever
E-ever
F-friend

person 1: BEEEEEEEEf!
person 2: what?
person 1: hi
Person 2: I love you too bitch

go get me some chocolate BEEF

by drunk pig October 13, 2020

diluted beef

Process of having anal sex with someone who has diarrhea also known as a Pheonix Outlaw

My girlfriend and I practiced the Diluted Beef last night, after we had Taco Bell.

by SWANK6789 October 2, 2014

Beef Smoothie

Simply, a well shaved fanny.

I love a ‘Beef Smoothie’ no chance of getting hair stuck between your teeth when you’re going down on your missus

by Blinkybrooks May 9, 2023

Beef Curtains

A vagina

Look at her Beef Curtains

by trumpetBlaster January 7, 2021