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Santa block

1. when somebody intentionally steals your gift idea and takes it as their own.

2. when Santa blocks someone from scoring points in any sport

3. an entire city block completely decorated for Christmas

4. when Santa blocks you from any premarital indiscretions

5. a block shaped like Santa

6. Santa's head
"I wanted to buy my parents a television, but my brother was a Santa block and bought them one first."

"I was hanging with this hot elf at the north pole and just when I went in for a kiss, Saint Nicholas shows up with more work. What a Santa block!"

"Jason drove to the lane putting up a lay-up. It was swiftly blocked by Kris Kringle. Did you see that Santa block?"
by NILSO November 19, 2011
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Joshua Block

A popular TikTok creator who happens to be an alcoholic and autistic. He resides in New York City. He is often seen having “Crashouts” where he runs around chasing people, yelling, screaming, even kicking and spitting. He is often triggered by the word, “Put the Fries in the bag” by white unemployed guys.
Guy 1: Hey Joshua Block, put the fries in the bag!
Josh: I ONLY MAKE 400 GRAND A YEAR BITCH! FUCK YOU!
by ILoveToDeepthroatNiggers June 5, 2025
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Fog Blocked

When you fixing to go meet this cute girl on tinder, but you go outside and it’s hella foggy to the point it is no longer safe to drive to your date.
Damn, bro. I got hella blue balled by Mother Nature last night after I got fog blocked. I couldn’t even see my hand in front of my face.
by Das Koala June 2, 2018
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Wake up the block

This mf was talkin shit so I had to wake up the block
by zfuhrman27 May 16, 2018
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Hoochie Block

In groups chat, sending a message immediately after someone, causing the group to miss the previous message
Sophie hoochie blocked me on Messenger, so no one commented on my cute pics!
by TheSilverDoe89 October 9, 2019
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getting blocked

To individually shove a collection of Minecraft blocks up the rectum.
- "F-f-uck s-steve~"
- "Damn yianni are you getting blocked?"
- *"Y-yup a-a-and it feels f-f-ucking a-amazin-g.."
by jakeyisop April 25, 2025
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