Beef

The smell of Flatulence.

Come on Chelsea! No one wants to smell your beef.

by Cmull1n4t0r February 03, 2020

beef

to give someone beef is to give them lair

Don't cut me beef coz i will slice it and i will dice it!

by Dougie H May 24, 2005

Beef

Chav use to start fights

Oi oi oi do you want some beef bruv

by Nutbuster101 October 03, 2018

Beef

The Act of having some type of problem or argument towards someone who is awesome-er than the person who currently is the holder of beef.

"Bro! why are you screaming at me?! You got beef!"

by Luis1angel June 29, 2013

Beef

Another word for a mans penis.

“Give me the beef”

by Moosedog March 10, 2019

Beef Sock

The enduring remnant of a night spent cleaning your prolapsed anal cavity. Using a cotton tube sock to achieve the necessary cleaning with the correct amount of reparative dexterity.

Mom: You want your laundry done honey? What about your socks?
Bill: NO MOM! Please, that's just on old beef sock. Ted and I were trying something...

by SolidoSnaka July 03, 2014

Beef Stain

Is when you leave a steamy shit on the ground that then gets kicked which leaves a greasy outline of said stool.

Dale had a turd ball dribble out his pant leg that left quite the beef stain on the ground.

by GrEEKNESS75 June 30, 2019