Beef

old lady's call up McDonalds looking for it

"Where's the beef?!?!?!?"

by just... wow June 8, 2004

beef

something that's difficult to deal with

what's your beef with me?

by AMP February 23, 2001

beef

To add bullshit to a final product so that it appears bulkier and filled with content.

Dude, that paper is skimpy. Why don't you add some beef to it?

by V. S. March 7, 2001

Beef

When you spark a brer

You brer *spark*

by Bæf (roymundo) May 3, 2003

beefing

beefing is a term made up by fans of american cock band waterparks. Beefing is when one tears out a chunk of someone’s hair. Beefing is a punishment. It's called beefing because of the meaty whack that is created when the newly made bald spot is slapped.

(beefing can also include: waxing, shaving, or using any other tool to remove ones hair. though it usually refers to aggressively ripping out somebodies hair)

sorry i missed your call, i was busy beefing someone.

did you hear about awsten? yeah, he went to jail for beefing somebody.

by frankiesspooked November 17, 2021

Beef Dick

An extremely serious condition in which a mans dick turns a brownish/purple color. This results from possibly poop dick, dirty anal sex, Taco Bell, etc.

Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.

Hey, Mr. Taymen! Holy fucking shit, you’ve got a beef dick! (Mr. Taymen is a very large man)

Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!

I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!

by Piss House March 28, 2022

beef patty fatty latty

It is when a dog with a bbl eats a krabby patty then proceeds to shit in your mouth with no hesitation or warning whatsoever

Guy 1: hey did you walk your dog today?
Guy 2: yeah I ran out of disposable bags so I just let him drop a mean beef patty fatty latty in my mouth
Guy 1: damn bro that’s litty…….I’m moist

by Mr.YoUnGdAGgErDiCkAsHaRdAsBrik March 29, 2022