2's Day

2's Day is February 22, 2022 in the American date format, which becomes 2/22/22 when written in short form. The best thing about it is that it falls on a Tuesday, earning it the name of 2's Day. Best to celebrate at 2:22 (or better, 22:22 using 24 hour time) if possible.

Alice: Hey Bob, what's the date?
Bob: It's 2/22/22
Alice: Holy shit, it's also a Tuesday!
Bob: *Checks time, says 2:22*
Both: I guess you could say it's "2's Day"...
Both: *Dies of cringe*

by Keeper of 2s February 22, 2022

Modern Warfare 2

See: SBMM, Trash ass maps, camper infested, and overpriced cosmetic bundles. Any criticism is typically brushed off as a "skill issue" by the same kid that camps in a corner with his shotgun.

Instead of them fixing what's wrong with Modern Warfare 2, they add Nicki Minaj and more bundles😒.

by A Human Male July 31, 2023

Level 2 Fuckboy

Modified version of fuckboys that would smash any female OR male that they can get. Usually smash anything with an ass.

Would you be mad if yo son was a lil gay, but still had hella boy and girl bitches.
Nah man, he'd be a level 2 fuckboy. He still got hella hoes.

by Deoneon March 25, 2019

1 2 oatmeal

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1 2 oatmeal

by mixon606 January 27, 2018

2 dollar whore

Someone willing to do anything for enough money to buy a gas station soda.

Allen couldn’t even find a 2 dollar whore in Goodridge

by 2nd rate February 26, 2019

Billy 2 tags

An individual who adds there sales tag twice in order to get double credit.

Is Billy 2 tags attending the meeting?

by thugger33 June 13, 2018

The lion king 2

The only good Disney sequel in the internet’s opinion. It has a 33% positive ratings on rotten tomatoes though, so everyone is right, cuz rotten tomatoes can be as accurate as a five year olds drawing.

Disney: Can we make one good sequel?

Sequel king: Ok. ONE. The lion king 2.

Disney: Ok!

by Fiftyset June 13, 2018