Rusty zipper

When a man's butt hairs dread together from not showering.

"I've been on this greyhound bus for four days, haven't changed my underwear, eating nothing but Mexican food. I have a wretched rusty zipper "

by Nastycar August 19, 2015

Zipper Kid

Same definition, see Pillow Kid

James Jennings is such a zipper kid, yesterday we were having a nerf war and I shot him in the eye so he cried and went home, and the nerf war was ruined.

by Steven Dayton October 25, 2004

Zippergate

When a guy goes to undo a girl's zipper before doing the dirty, and it gets stuck so neither of them can get it undone.

Dave had zippergate happen to him so we gave him a can of WD-40.

by jellybean_gurl November 28, 2006

zipper fart

In girls- the kind of fart that travels up the front of your pants (your zipper) instead of just out the back.

Oh girl, that zipper fart just tickled!

by 110girl March 2, 2017

zippery

flippant, off-the-cuff behavior from either a lack of sleep and/or too much coffee, usually accompanied by inane rambling

Molly: "What the heck is talking about?"
Mike: "Don't mind him, he's just being zippery."
Molly: "Why?"
Mike: "Finals week. He hasn't slept in a couple days."

by MC Duden February 6, 2020

zipper cooter

A southern term for a portable pleasure device that mirrors a females vagina.

My friend said he doesn’t need a girlfriend just a zipper cooter.

by Big D Jones May 29, 2021

Sticky Zipper

Sticky Zipper is a reference to hiding your substance stash by zipping the baggie into the fly of your pants or Sticky Button for button fly jeans.

The police office patted me down but did not find my sticky zipper, sticky button hidden in the crotch.

by vinovines July 13, 2012