Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself

(1) method of dismissal
(2) A game that 90% of republicans and 85% of democrats need to go play

(1) You are talking too much, why don't you go play Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself

(2) We would all be better off if politicians, idiot talking heads, and the idiots who worship them would go play Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself while the rest of us try to work things outs

by Matt August 8, 2003

put yourself in the bin

used to make someone feel stupid. often after they have made a bad joke or have simply just annoyed you.

eg1
random 1 "my boss was a total cow to me today"
random 2 "tell her to put herself in the bin!"

eg2
random 1 tells really bad joke
random 2 replies 'put yourself in the bin!'

by shoegal September 3, 2008

go and fuck yourself

almost same meaning as go to hell, but in a much more rude way

boy: Hey babe, care to come with me??
girl: go and fuck yourself

by number1dubagoor August 31, 2015

mug yourself

being an arse and doing things that make u worse off. such as stealing from yourself.

dont mug yourself

by Himalaya joe April 10, 2003

Brooking Yourself

When you get turned on, and you touch yourself. Sometimes you get turned on and you can't always depend on someone else. So handle it yourself. As heard on One Tree Hill.

I saw you brooking yourself. It was the weirdest moment of my life.

by Lissie A. April 25, 2006

hide and go fuck yourself

a game, except it's not really a game, it's only used as an insult.

Go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

Because you touch yourself at night

The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.

Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!

Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!

by Urban_Fellow June 24, 2006