Wonkered

The feeling you get when cramming for a test while also being on pain killers due to a recent surgery and your brain decides to stop working.

I'm feeling wonkered due to pain killers from my surgery and cramming for my math final.

by phoreversurf July 29, 2010

Wonka Power

The power felt after eating exactly 69 wonka bars. Often includes throwing up rainbows, feeling the sudden urge to fly and sometimes even hallucinations.

Bob really felt the wonka power yesterday, his room is covered in rainbows and he is still hallucinating today.

by XXXXUNLEASHXXXTHEXXXBEASTXXX April 29, 2012

wonkatarian

One who prefers to eat only candy and chocolates.

If I let her, my daughter would prefer to eat only Wonkatarian fare ;).

by The B Side of 45 January 8, 2017

wonk dick

A penis that is of very odd shape, size or color.

Sarah looked at johns dick and thought to herself.... "he has a wonk dick I don't want to touch that..."

by wonkdick June 17, 2018

Wonky face

An insult girls named Jacqueline use to describe a dude

You’re a wonky face Abraham

by AVG22 November 22, 2018

Wonkanogi

Also known as “The Wonk”- meaning the God of all Gods! Nobody will ever compare. He knows the way better than anyone else and is a straight clout machine.

I wish I was as cool as Wonkanogi.

by Wonkanogi February 14, 2019

Wonkatonka

This word is said when you either don't understand something(see example 1) , or when something sounds fishy or too good to be true. (See example 2)

Example 1-

Sally- "hey what's that one hood ass song we heard yesterday?"

Sue- " huh..? Wonkatonka..

Example 2-

Sally- " they gotta 20 for $7 going on at Victoria secret!"

Sue-"😒bitch..mm... Wonkatonka"

by NephewBillz July 10, 2019