wanker lights

the stupid little, often neon blue LED lights that a boy racer will have on the bonnet of their (badly) souped up Astra/Polo/other random car your Gran wouldnt be seen dead driving. Users of these wanker lights are often 17-24 year old burberry wearing idiots who hang around schools and colleges after final bell, honking any fit girl who walks past.

Ridiculed by many.

look at the wanker lights on that thing!

by Amy the great October 25, 2004

wanker's cramp

A condition commonly occuring in those diagnosed with RSI, (although not necessarily), in which the sufferer experiences pain or discomfort after excessive wanking.

Sean: wank me off, bitch.
Lucy: i can't, i've got wanker's cramp.

by 400 May 30, 2008

Wankerville

(noun)(a place):a densely populated location of wankers.

1. wankers are, usually male, that are ignorant but they think they are the greatest. 2. wanker is profane slang for a contemptible person, meaning literally one who wanks (masturbates). in Britain it is particularly used of someone (usually male) who is a self-obsessed show-off. 3. terms of abuse for a masturbator.

1. GW is a wanker because he is ignorant stupid and thinks he is "God's" gift to the world.
2. GW bought some land and invited all his wankers friends to come live with him they decided to call it Wankerville. GW was the Mayor of Wankerville only because he lied and cheated at the election.
3. It was decided by the world that GW would never leave Wankerville even if he apologized for being the biggest wanker of all time.

by digitalbeachbum August 22, 2006

wanker's whiplash

A painful spasm felt after nearly being caught wanking, the actual pain is felt when one pulls their hand back from their cock and their shoulder is strained by the sudden movement. A good way of preventing this from happening is to stretch before masterbating or simply locking your door.

Person A - Hey, why's your arm in a sling?

Person B - Last night i thought i was alone in the house, so i had a wank. Midway through i heard my mum come up the stairs so i paniced and... (points at arm) this happened.

Person A - Whoa... Wanker's Whiplash... You should have limbered up first.

by Anonymous #924876 January 19, 2010

Superdry Wanker

Someone that seems to only wear Superdry clothing.

'That guys dressed all in Superdry!'
'What a Superdry Wanker!'

by Tiktackz December 31, 2011

wankee

One who is thought about and wanked over by the wanker.

If Steve is thinking about Jane and decides to wank while thinking about her naked body then Jane becomes a wankee. Poor Jane.

by pinkcoconut June 3, 2006

Ferociously-Wanked

When a woman wanks off a man more vigorously than usual.
Better than the average wank!!

My mate Steve was Ferociously-Wanked in a hotel room at the weekend. He loved it!

by LilSdaD March 17, 2008