Kertész Vince

Kertész Vince, also known as potato is one of a kind. His biggest personality trait being a nicotine addict he always has a pack of marlboro advance. But It’s pretty hot when a man smokes isn’t it ladies?

Just like our good friend Mesterházy Attila, Vince is also known for being a pro fortnite player and for breaking his ankle a few times which he talks about too much(Sorry potato). Potato also has a secret talent, talking to animals! We’ve seen him use this special skill while in the zoo when a monkey almost peed on his head.. Also, his favorite animals are red pandas..

Let’s get to the real part though, Vince being an INFJ (the best personality to exist) is a person with depth who doesn’t quite enjoy small talk.

So he’s a great person to have intresting conversations with. Well, ladies and gentlemen we’ve got to the end. I’d promote vince to the ladies just like I did with Ati but he had some major commitment issues so if you don’t want heartbreak, I’d rather not.

Person1: have you seen Kertész Vince?
Person2: ah, he’s probably out smoking.

by Bozsi November 16, 2020

Vince McMahon Special

Sexual act where a man poops on a woman's head then proceeds to cum on the faeces.

Ew, I wouldn't date her, I've heard she's into Vince McMahon Specials

by fernislav February 1, 2024

Vinc

The kind of man that watches you get hit on by a bunch of dudes at a bar, but doesn't hit on you out of respect. He waits for you to make the first move, then turns your world upside down with his sexy charm and muscles! Vinc is unique in ever way! The way he touches you, the way he looks at you, the way he kisses you and makes you feel like you're the only girl in the world. He's talented in everything he does and can fix all kinds of shit!

I finally found him Mom, my soul mate and his name is Vinc!

by Mama Shay Shay April 9, 2024

Vince

the definition of lgbt

you're being kind of a Vince right now :/

by JesusLover68 January 7, 2022

Vince

There’s not much , he’s the funniest guy i’ve ever met even tho he makes mum jokes. He makes me smile everyday and is just super nice in general , i love being on call with him because he’s the sweetest angel honestly. I love him so much as a friend i hope we never distance away because i love our friendship

“Omg who’s that ?”

“ Yeah thats Vince “
“ OH YEAH i heard the definition, let’s go talk to him “

by yourfavjuls January 16, 2022

Dirty Vince

When you take someones diarrhea and using it as an enema to make your own diarrhea

He couldn’t shit, so he decided to go and do a dirty vince

by machinegunkelsie June 22, 2022

Vince

The most disturbing person. Vinces like to be wack. They are extremely unpredictable and crazy, a dangerous combination. Vince is a synonym for the word pedo.

Note:
Hide little kids around Vinces.

Joe: Did you see Bob, he was being a real Vince the other day
Aaron: Oh no

by Lord of Urban Dictionary December 1, 2019