Viking Funeral

masturbating into an old sock one last time before you throw it away (or burn it for a more authentic viking experience). ceremony may be done with or without an audience, viking’s choice

hey guys, just got back from a viking funeral. I cried a bit, but I know he’s in a better place now.

by childishzambino May 21, 2021

Viking Penis

a gargantuan cock with braided pubes

Man my boy Robert has a Viking penis

by chicken launcher February 21, 2023

Viking Funeral

When you cum in a girl's mouth, then have have her drink a shot of fireball that has ben lit on fire.

I got the girl I met to do a viking Funeral the other night.

by BustnBL March 15, 2023

Dirty Viking

It's where a male uses his ass hair to give a woman a shit stained beard by sitting on their face

Susan had always dreamed of getting a Dirty Viking from Steve

by Ronn Muffmuncher March 25, 2018

Land Viking

A homeless person. Usually drunk. Goes to punk shows, doesn't pay, steals smokes and beer. Squeegees cars at intersections when they can't steal or mooch.

Get your dirty ass squeegee off my windshield you disgusting Land Viking.

by Jujunum August 26, 2018

Super Viking

The ranking for a Nordic sailor guy that is above a Regular Viking, but below a Super Duper Viking

"my Nordic cousin Bjørn got promoted from a low-class Regular Viking to a intermediate-class Super Viking"

by Botanical Gull July 11, 2021

The Viking

When a guy, specifically named Peter, grabs locks of your hair from either side and starts shaking your head and giggling in the middle of a make out session.

Bro it was so fucking weird, Peter did the Viking to me. Never going back.

by sillygooseandaslut June 25, 2022