Vance

loved by african americans

yall seen vance?

that man loved by them big black men

by yolo1617 December 4, 2023

vanize

To create, do, or invent.

Sarah vanized the crowd with her guitar riff.

by anonymous December 12, 2023

Vancey Pants

An admirer of J. D. Vance

"Oh, I'm certainly something of a Vancey pants. I just love him. His drive, his resilience... I've read his book, like, fifteen times, all of his op-eds, even his law articles, and I don't know the first thing about law, let me tell you. I mean, I don't mean to covet another man's wife, but if Usha there kicked the bucket, I'd be first in line to get me some of that. That baby face and that gorgeous Marine Corps body, MMM-MMM. Hubba hubba!"

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

Vancehole

One whose demeanor is smug, overbearing, or condescending in word, tone, or posture

“Wow. Did you see the vice president berate Volodymyr Zelenskyy at the press conference yesterday?”

“Yeah, man, he was being such a Vancehole.”

by bxt70 March 1, 2025

Vance Pants

The high-water trousers some low class, tasteless men wear, which ride up and expose his bare shins when he sits down. It’s a sure way not to get laid on a date.

I see you are rocking your Vance Pants for your big date tonight. Are you taking her to Denny’s or Kentucky Fried Chicken?

by LaughingAloud March 12, 2025

Vance

When a colleague just randomly enters the conversation with a nonsensical statement.

JD was a total Vance today. He accused Zander in person of starting a fight with Victor when visiting Zander in hospital and then started yelling for Zander to apologise while Victor was next door having his broken hand treated.

by OZRA April 3, 2025

Vanced

When someone suddenly dies after meeting the vice president.

That guy was old, but in pretty good shape and he dropped dead after meeting the vice president. Dude got Vanced.

by Pleasant Wolf May 19, 2025