Rusty Trombone

A handjob at the beach.

The grit of the sand made for an uncomfortable Rusty Trombone.

by Minkenator July 21, 2017

Trombone

To fuck someone with tremendous vigor and zeal.

"Oh, yeah, Kimmie, I'm gonna trombone you until you can't walk straight for a week!"

"Did you hear about Zack? And how he gave Alexa the Tromboning of a lifetime? It's so sick."

by DisasterGrind July 24, 2009

stinky trombone

a biological musical instrument in which one's gaseous digestive byproduct is used to create percussive noises via one's rectum while also creating a pungent animal aroma.

Raman Tootsaway: "Dude, wanna come jam with me and homies tonight at the crib."

Alex: "Aww sorry bro, I left my flugglehorn at my girl's house."

Raman: "No worries broseph, just get some T Bell in ya and in a couple hours you can just toot away on the ol stinky trombone."

by Stanky Tootsalot July 30, 2009

trombone

An instrument in the brass family. A trombone is a brass instrument, it works by the musician blowing into a mouthpiece which creates a buzzing sound. It hasn't changed much from its predecessor the sackbut, it still is a s shaped instrument with a very big bell end.

That trombones sound is so erotic, the raspberry blowing on me

by DaFyDd March 1, 2015

Rusty Trombone

When you use an extra long bendy straw to blow cocaine up your own butthole

My nose was so clogged that I had to rusty trombone the rest of my eight ball.

by RustyBone January 10, 2019

trombone

A sexual technique usually used by homosexuals (or benders). Male1 kneels behind male2 and inserts his tongue into male1's anus. Simultaneously he jerks male1's beef bayonet causing immense pleasure (or so i've heard)

1) I got a brown tongue from too much tromboning
2)I think i'll start giving trombone lessons
3)I hate emo's (especially kirsty)

by Raameo January 25, 2005

tromboner

an act of sexuality when your partner presents the opening of a trombone/trumpet/saxaphone to your genitals and plays wildly.

ex. 1) Dude, your mom gave me such a tromboner
ex. 2) Hey, play your cards right and you might get a tromboner tonight.
ex. 3) Julie gave me a tromboner yesterday. it was meant to be.

by jroddie June 4, 2011